Dear Fashion Industry,
I don’t care how much you try to push them on me; I will not wear mom jeans. Just like I refused to wear skinny jeans when you brought those back a couple of years ago. I distinctly remember a conversation in high school where everyone in the classroom agreed that skinny jeans looked good on no one. Then a few short years later, I was facebook stalking them and they were all wearing skinny jeans. They didn’t look good.
But they sure did look trendy.
|I just don’t get why people want
to make their legs look shorter.
So now you’re making mom jeans trendy. They look okay on people who have flat abs and/or eating disorders, but for the rest of us women (ie your biggest demographic) they look horrible. And are terribly uncomfortable. And this time around some of you have decided to make them even worse by plastering them with matronly floral prints.
You call this cool.
|Hipster, you’re going to look back on this in
twenty years and say, “What the hell was I
thinking?” You’re a beautiful woman, but a slave
an ugly trend.
I call it hideous.
But this whole letter is like an atheist praying; you know I’m not going to come into your shops and buy the super trendy stuff. I buy normal looking clothes that don’t go out of style season to season. That way I don’t have to spend hundreds of dollars each time the seasons change and you decide to start some new ridiculous fad.
Mom jeans. Really?
P.S. I freaking love Ellen.